In a surprise development, the Bharatiya Janata Party has distanced itself from the BJP. At a Press Conference today, BJP spokesperson Some Bit Patro emphatically clarified that the party had nothing to do with what any leader from the BJP said, or did. When asked if it included Mr. Patro as well, he replied that […]

Heartbroken over the Vyapam crisis hitting the BJP, prominent satire websites in India have called an emergency meeting to deal with the situation on Friday. After finding ingenious ways to deal with the Vyapam bad news, including switching off Television for a week and destroying the internet router with a hammer, authorities at Unruly Times and Baking […]

News has just trickled in that Tarun Sharma alias Tinku, a Class 2 student studying at the Our Nation School, New Delhi, refused to return library books that he had borrowed from school a month ago. When asked for an explanation, Tinku claimed he was inspired by the Indian Cricket team and triumphantly exclaimed “I […]

Twitter users in India woke up today to realise that an incredible 24 hours went by without an outrage over any subject. Avid tweeter Rakesh Kumar said this was the worst 24 hours of his life. “It even beats the day Tommy ran away with that stray in the neighbourhood” Said a dejected Kumar Social […]

New Jersey: The BJP, India’s leading patron of Adobe System’s award winning software Adobe Photoshop, today attempted a hostile takeover of Adobe Systems Incorporated.  Official sources indicate that the bid was mounted after the BJP came under increased pressure from Arvind Kejriwal of AAP.  Kejriwal had challenged BJP to prove that all the morphed images […]

In a surprise development, an AAP team forced itself into a Cong-BJP kabaddi match and insisted on particiating in the game. The audience was stunned as an AAP team lead by Arvind Kejriwal in a muffler entered the ground just when an angry Meenakshi Lekhi of the BJP lifted the umpire and was on the verge […]

Eminent Film-maker Ram Gopal Varma was today caught at the Indo-Nepal border by security agencies while allegedly trying to sneak into India. Mr. Varma was presumed to be in hiding after a series of movie debacles in recent times, culminating in the historic ‘Bhoot Returns’. “This is a prize catch”, said the Rakesh Jha, chief of […]